husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but
never divorce. ~Joyce Brothers
successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with
the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin
3. "I wouldn't
be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife." ~Tony
4. Marriage is
an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut,
and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. ~George
5. Love seems
the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman
really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a
quarter of a century. ~Mark Twain
6. A good
marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person
at the right time. The rest is trust. ~Nanette Newman
7. The middle
years of marriage are the most crucial. In the early years, spouses
want each other and in late years, they need each other.
become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.
9. "I'm the
only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may
concern." ~Mickey Rooney
10. "Ah, yes,
divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet." ~Robin Williams
11. Chains do
not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny
threads which sew people together through the years.
12. "A woman
voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas."