'10 Zagorskih Zapovedi'

1. Tuzi bliznjeg suseda da on ne bi tebe. 
Sue thy nearest neighbor, lest he sue you.

2. Ak' susedu crkne krava, ti moras ubit dve da bi bil bolji od njega. 
If thy neighbor's cow dies, kill two of yours that you may outdo him.

3. Sto cesce podvaljuj pajdasu svomu, nek mu se smije cela birtija. 
Whoever cheats his pal, may the whole tavern cheer him.

4. Klet ti je jedina crkva gde se spominjes imena boga svoga uzalud. 
A curse is the only church where saying your Lord's name falls on deaf ears.

5. Treniraj s'aki dan sto vise da bi se uspel vise put na dan napit i: otreznit. 
Practice more often every day that you may all the more frequently drink and sober up.

6. Tvoje je vino najboije u celom Zagorju. 
YOUR wine is the best in all of Zagorje.

7. Ljubi trseka svoga i kumu Baru ispod njega vise neg samog sebe. 
Love thy vineyard and thy barrel more than thyself.

8. S'aki Zagorec mora bit dobar pajdas, muzikas i trinkas. 
Every Zagorac must be a good buddy, a good singer, and a good drinker.

9. Seti se covek da je Zagorec najpametnejsi na svetu i nema  pametnijeg: od njega. 
Remember that the Zagorec is the smartest in the world and that none are smarter than he is.

10. Nikad nemoj priznat da si Zagorec, jer buju sve odmah znali o tebi. 
Never admit to being a Zagorec, for they will immediately know all about you.

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Also see: Ten Dalmatian commandments

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